Language and Gender
What do men say - When they see a beautiful girl.
A Lawyer : Let's make a LEGAL relationship.
A Typist : You're just my TYPE.
A Musician : You make my heart skip a BEAT.
A Computer Engineer : You are my PROCESSOR.
A Mason : Let's CEMENT our relationship.
A Coalworker : Please say you'll be MINE..
An Executive : Dear! You look GORGEOUS.
A Banker : I've got a special INTEREST in you.
A Mathematician : Your FIGURE excites me.
A Businessman : Let's make a DEAL.
A Doctor : I wish you'll be my HEART.
An Civil Engineer : You are my first SITE.
A Mechanical Engineer : You are my Engine.
A Chemical Engineer : You are my CATALYST
A Hardware Engineer : Such a NICE ! System
An electrical engineer: You are my switchgear.
Check our combinations
Smart man + Smart woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy
Dumb man + Smart woman = Affair
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Marriage...
- A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs. a woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not need.
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.!!!!!!
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.